Fifth grade came, and Eric got the only male teacher that St. Thomas had, Mr. Banjos. He was known as the math teacher, and his reputation preceded him. He was a mathematical man. The only problem was that he was a giant douche bag. If Cafferty ever had a teacher whom he hated most, it was Banjos. What could the teacher do that was so horrid to warrant a child’s disdain, long enough to last into adulthood? He did what the other teacher did. He placed him in the corner, made s
